Tuesday, June 03, 2008

What should Hillary do next?

Tonight, the democratic primary is finished. It is obvious Obama will get the votes needed to clinch the party nomination. Hillary Clinton held a meeting with her supporters in New York. Still not willing to concede, she asked the crowd: what should I do now?

Hillary, I got some suggestions for you:

First, you should start praying, praying really hard. The month of June is a strange month, as you have pointed out before. Lots of strange things could happen. You never know. Pray. For the desired accident to happen. Obviously, you should pray to the devil in this case.

Second, in case the devil does not listen to your prayers, you have another option. Join the Republican party and run against McCain. You still have a chance to beat McCain. You have done more damage to the Democratic party than McCain did. You have smeared Obama's reputation more than McCain did. More right-wingers support you than McCain. You got Bill O'Reiley praising you every night. Ann Coulter promised to campaign for you. What you need to do is to switch to the Republican party. You style and your character fit that party very nicely anyway.

Lastly, in case this does not work either, you can ran for McCain's Veep. McCain can really use you to woo the support of the right-wingers. You have proven to be more credible to the neo-cons than McCain. You and Macky will be a dream pair made in hell.

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