Complete victory in Iraq – a dialogue between Bush and reporter

Confidently, Bush: “We will not pull out of Iraq until we have a complete victory.” Wink, wink.

Reporter: “Mr. President, how do you define complete victory?”

Bush: “Complete victory means our soldiers are ready to come back home.”

Puzzled, reporter: “But excuse me Mr. President, when will our soldiers be ready to come back home?”

Disgusted, and shaking his head, Bush: “I have told you, our troops will come back only when we have a complete victory in Iraq. Get it?” Still shaking his head.

Dumbfounded, the reporter: “Gasp.”